Sunday, February 07, 2010

Super Bowl Ads

1) Ads making fun of wives
2) Ads being cruel to or implying cruelty to animals
3) Ads for Beer
4) Ads for Dorritos
5) Witty ads for beer
6) Ads for this slick, tiny, mobile FloTv that'll sell a million after the game
7) Ads for identical, extra-extra-large sized, super hyper slick fantasy movies with giant dust storms, exploding dragons, panting women and the same soundtrack that goes "Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah AH AH"

4 comments:

Fred Wickham said...

And, of course, the ad for the anti-abortion group featuring Tim Tebow and his. She didn't abort him although, from what I understand, she'd considered it. But CBS cut the ad so drastically, you couldn't tell what it was about. I'm not a fan of this group, but they should demand their money back. Network executives are craven. If you don't like it, don't run it at all. They didn't run the gay dating service ad.

Fred Wickham said...

Can you believe it? CBS cut the word "mom" out of my comment above. Bastards.

t said...

Which one was it, even? I'd heard about it in advance and was surprised not to see it. I'm guessing that it was the Saints quarterback talking about women's heart disease?

t said...

I forgot one other MAJOR theme: Men whose lives had been crushed by wives and who were looking for the tiniest bit of solace in cars, beer, junk food, or football.

None of it was funny. The women were controlling robots and the men defeated man-babies. Do the sexes hate each other that much?