Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Leave Your Facebook Ghetto

From now on, the milk will still be free, but you'll have to follow the cow to get it. Click on "Read More"!

See, those Facebook bastards are clever: when they let you publish a site feed to the Notes section, what they're really doing is letting you give YOUR content to THEIR site. In other words, I'm providing Facebook's advertisers with added value. Screw them.

From now on, I'm planning on splitting up my posts with a "read more" link to pull Facebook readers out of their cloistered world and come into the broader Internet where they will add to my vanity page view statistics and make me feel awesome about myself.

When you click on that link, you'll still enjoy the same high quality 50 milliseconds of distraction that you've come to know and love!

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