Sunday, March 16, 2008

In the back of the most expensive car that I've ever been in

The thing about the rich in the U.S. is that they just have a better
grade of the same stuff as the much less rich. One could argue that a
Bentley is very different from a Kia Sofia, but they'd be wrong.

For instance, the seat belt has the same damn black plastic snap with
the red plastic button as every other car I've ever been in. It's got
plastic cup holders. The gps screen warns that "distraction causes
accidents", just like in my friend's new Prius. I would think that
this car would be all hand-crafted out of teak or the teeth of
endangered animals, or something TRULY special.

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